January 2012
That awkward moment when you fall in love with a...
sillylilly:
rubbyuninvited:
Every.Damn.Time.
December 2011
shadzu:
Who invented the blow job?
Like, who wakes up one day and thinks “today, I will suck a dick”
All I want to eat right now is raw cauliflower...
Why?
Looking back to 2011
I spent 8 months of the year with someone who just lied to me, and I’ve spent the other 4 months still trying to get totally over said person…
2012, I’m determined to make you better.
me: I need to lose weight
me: I need to go on a diet
me: I'm so fat
me: *inhales entire bag of doritos*
Lion King Half Sleeve= BEST IDEA EVER.
friend: mulan isnt even a princess
me: dishonor
dishonor on you
dishonor on your whole family
DISHONOR ON YOUR COW
I'm leaving in less then 2 weeks... I couldn't be...
Real fuckin' never making plans with anyone ever...
I'm lonely ): I came to sit with my sister while...
I could seriously cry right now.
I ate raw apple pie on accident and now I feel...
I'm cold, I'm grumpy, and I just never want to...
I want another tattoo... Wahh
Molly just said the quesdilla she was eating...
How odd.
I'm really sad tonight... I'm gonna go eat food...
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I just want...
Someone who will be a nerd with me.
Someone who can deal with my personality.
Someone who will be my best frannn.
Someone who will kiss me and hold my hand just because they feel like it.
Preferably someone with tattoos.
Someone I can baby occasionally but will baby me sometimes too.
Someone I can just lay around with and talk to.
Guhhh.
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Reason # 435809480934 I don't have a boyfriend
Sitting on my couch being a chub, watching Grease and singing along to EVERY song..